Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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