do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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