I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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