Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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