I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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