i wish there were pregnant emoticons
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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