Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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