Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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