Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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