It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize