She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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