my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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