Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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