Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We don't watch enough power rangers
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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