So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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