she woke up with a sticky ear
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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