Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My pussy is not your playground.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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