HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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