everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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