You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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