I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Come on in and take your pants off
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