so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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