they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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