Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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