There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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