Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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