you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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