So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
try to milk me bitch
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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