I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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