Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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