i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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