what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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