return my video game
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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