I don't think brook has ever known best
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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