Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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