Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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