Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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