You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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