I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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