You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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