Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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