Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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