I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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