Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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