sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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