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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(402): You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out? (1-402): WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE http://tfl.nu/6ukn

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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.

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(503): I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon. http://tfl.nu/wp82

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Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.

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(413): Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot. http://tfl.nu/sr3w

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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.

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(801): don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy. http://tfl.nu/h3zi

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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment

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(773): Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment http://tfl.nu/rjpv

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(330): View more from Ohio

So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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(330): So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night http://tfl.nu/sszo

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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears

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(505): the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears http://tfl.nu/h30c

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We had to coat check the pizza.

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(514): We had to coat check the pizza. http://tfl.nu/aa4o

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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up

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(402): Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up http://tfl.nu/1eo4

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(315): View more from New York

After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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(315): After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine http://tfl.nu/ymwq

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don't pay it forward

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I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced

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(315): don't pay it forward (1-315): I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced http://tfl.nu/bffp

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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.

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(214): Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed. http://tfl.nu/czkr

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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey

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(401): There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey http://tfl.nu/j5zf

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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.

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(402): He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help. http://tfl.nu/brln

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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some

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(307): who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some http://tfl.nu/7roh

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