how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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