So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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