How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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