Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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